ponies you lucky bastard...

I bet lil' ponies is yelling "dude, don't tase me" as we speak

Please remember, that the pj's have to OFF when you try to get them into the bag, and just going for the "but it's cold when I pee" line wont cut it.

I guess it's for before you go "walkin' in your winter underwear..."

I prefer to warm the jammies the old-fashioned way - snugglin' with Girlie under the blankets on a cold winter day.

No matter what Regina Lynn over at Wired tells you about the wonders of teledildonics and better sex through Second Life, moments of intimacy are best enjoyed sans techonologie.

Besides, if I want warm undies, I'll just zap them in the microwave like everyone else.

@OMG!!! Ponies!!!: "Besides, if I want warm undies, I'll just zap them in the microwave like everyone else"

Ewwwww "Hey dad, my pizza pocket smells funny!"....

Huh? OMG!!! Ponies!!!, is this really what you are getting? Did I miss something? What's going on around here?

And whether it's the preferred way to warm up or not, given that my core body temperature seems to be about 10 degrees warmer than the wifey's, it's not much use in our house. It only takes about 10 seconds next to me for her to reach the "toasty human" equilibrium between her Snow Miser and my Heat Miser.

@Mandatory_Field: First of all, if people weren't supposed to nuke their underwear, why is there a setting for underwear?

Second, nuking underwear does not make Hot Pockets taste bad. Hot Pockets make Hot Pockets taste bad.

@92BuickLeSabre: Yes, I'm getting pajamas and time enough to go on a video game binge.

I'm the bread winner in the house (Girlie has a philosophy degree and is studying to be a teacher) so it's not really fair for me to ask for super-expensive, shiny stuff. When Girlie asked what I really needed for Chrismukkah, I thought long and hard, saw that we're pretty much set, and said "I could use some pajamas". The more I thought about it, the more I realized that that is all I really need. I have a ton of shoes, a ton of ties, a ton of books, a ton of DVDs, a ton of shirts, a ton of sweaters, and a ton of kitchen gadgets. I don't have a good pair of pajamas.

There's no video games out there that I need as Girlie already got me Bioshock and Halo 3 for my birthday and I got myself Orange Box and Call of Duty 4 after selling my PS2 and all the games for it. However, I could really use a good 2 days to slog through the games. So, after X-Mas, I'm coming back home a couple days before her. She's spending the extra time to catch up with hordes of college friends; I'm spending the time playing games and doing a real good tidying of the apartment.

Girlie's buying me booze too. Nothing too extravagant. It's not about the price tag or even the ability of the gift to go "pew pew pew".

(FWIW - I got her a wool coat and a pair of boots)

@OMG!!! Ponies!!!:

I like your holiday spirit!!!

¿Por qué coño lo lo llamarán pijamas??, vale que al final todos acaban acartonados por la entrepierna, pero "pajama" suena fatal... Sorry, spanish only bad joke...

Um, that's what the microwave is for...

so much love for omg ponies.

@OMG!!! Ponies!!!: "...nuking underwear does not make Hot Pockets taste bad. Hot Pockets make Hot Pockets taste bad."

Fantastic! :D

BTW: Saturday night after work is mine and my bro-in-law's "Christmas Quake Marathon" where we will be playing "Enemy Territory QUAKE Wars" until dawn.

So I know the deal there.
My den is a wee bit chilly for PJs though, so I opt for the heavy sweats thing.

@OMG!!! Ponies!!!: I kinda use the microwave to warm my underwear. I just nuke a tamale or burrito and eat it. Pretty soon, my 'heater' is running on overdrive. Unfortunately, it leaves the room smelling like Hot Pockets.

Is there a rule that Addy has to use one and only one british-ism per article? Why are there never two? Why only ever one? Is it to remind us that she's british? I'm confused.

@OMG!!! Ponies!!!: Heh, True, true