To: FWG
From: Slightly Doughy White Guy
Re: Internet Fame

MEMORANDUM

Internet famous is not a good thing

spectacular

@OMG! Ponies!: Just ask Nick Sitko about that...

i betcha he blends..

i like the verizon apron...it fits...sort of...

Hmmm he kind of sorta.. looks like Peter.. just needs the hair from family guy : )

Further Memorandumb:

Cream, no sugar.

Hold the soy! Can I get a triple fat latte?

Ahhh a Barrista within CES. They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know...

Cheers to you sir from us here in the Monster GOC.

Hi Sexxy! Kisses.

Assholes, leave the guy alone.

Okay, fess up. Which of you is fat white guy? Its Schrutebuck, isn't it?

@superpope53: Man STFU. What are you his bff? He got the story he wanted.

better give him his fame now before he gets a zune tattoo.

maybe you'll become a internet meme!

real men of genius?

@bobide: Like....FWG FTW!!!! ?

Ewww, it's Verizon Coffee.

The Caffeine profile is SCREWED.

he looks more like Farva (Super Troopers)

at least you know he's reading the giz

Damn non-coffee diet!!! Cute fwt.

edit: Cute FWG.

Sizeisim sucks

The obese Caucasian gentleman should sue

@gary_slamson.:

Up yours asswipe, I just feel a little sorry for this guy considering he is now "internet famous" as the Fat White Guy. I'm guessing he didn't ask to be known as the Fat White Guy, so just leave the poor guy alone, stop dishing out the insults just because he's not in perfect shape like all other americans are... wait, somethings not right there...

@superpope53: I said he was sexxy assfu?k. Anyway, wanna date?

you know what, thats fucking harsh, "fat white guy".
you wouldn't say, "fat black guy" would you?
i didn't think so.
something is seriously wrong when nutbastard says, "that's fucked up"

THANKYOU! Someone agrees that they were being harsh !! Huzzah!!

Heheheh. You guyz!

We're all just woikin' heah.

I tried to divert to Verizon bashing.
At least that was an easy one I won't get called out for...

@92BuickLeSabre: FWG FTW.

Ditto...pretty mean-spirited and low. Boo-urns!

You gave the cookie-lady priority over the FWGod-of-Caffeine? Mate, that's like thanking the condom for the great sex! Shame on you.

Besides, I'd hit it.

yeah...coffee over cookies..but nicotine over all..muahaha..wheres the marlboro man...oh wait...

Now we know who ate all the cookies...
Cookie monster! The Arab Aquarius

@nutbastard: Oh yeah? Shut, you skinny white guy. JK. If I keep reading the Giz this much, I'm going to lose my fight against physical entropy.

Sounds like some gizmodo guys got 15 seconds of internet fame extorted out them for some coffee.

Must have had to been some good coffee.

@aymarius: Why are you flogging that blog in all your posts?

Is FWG a apple fanboy? If not lets get him! If he is a fanboi lets get him!

@grayskyz: If he was, he wouldn't be wearing a Verizon apron. Apple fanboys are AT&T subscribers.

@nutbastard: Fine. We'll just call him "Porkins".

"Stay on target. Stay on target."

As it appears like he himself sayed "...but not the fat white guy serving coffee", I think it's okay to pick up that line. Seems like he's got some self-mockery abilities.

Now why couldn't he be fat coffee guy?

I believe Rotund Coffee Guy would have been better.

Wonders how nobody seems to have noticed that he's the one who self-identified as FWG....

@92BuickLeSabre: exactly. he either has a sense of humor or self-deprecating personality. either way who gives a shit. the real comedy is in the comments. we've got an asswipe and i do believe an assfuck being thrown around. who knew people could become so heated over a caucasan (non-hispanic) corpulent fellow who spilled something on his apron. how many of you just scrolled up to check out the apron?

Stay Hard, FWG!

Hey, if FWG is cool with the name, then I say give him his 15 minutes of fame! He's gotten up early, super-caffeinated himself, and worked his ass off for that post.

I bet that is Greg Packer's fricken cousin.

@92BuickLeSabre: Thank you 92, you seem to be the only one who can read.
@OldSchoolGadgetLover: "He's gotten up early, super-caffeinated himself, and worked his ass off for that post." ... Just like all of us at Giz, every day.

If someone self identified with the N word would you use it here

Maybe FWG could write a guest column for Giz? CES through the eyes of FWG? Seriously, if anyone has the scoop on suicidal Toshiba vice presidents canceling mortgages and pulling their kids out of school over morning joe, it's FWG.

How do you know he self-identified as FWG? You're assuming it's true just because that's what the people at Giz told you? ah yes, coz they'd never lie.

FWG is Verizon's new "Can You See Me Now?" guy.

Beat up the Verizon glasses nerd and you get more than just a write up buddy.