When we're driving cross country, navigating the backroads of America with our trusty GPS unit, we always think, "boy, I wish this thing had fewer gas stations and more titty bars." Hurrah for NUDAR, the site that hopes to catalogue every single nude, topless, pastie, bikini bar, nude beach and nudist resort in the continental US. You can contribute by sending in the location of nude places so people can download the "Points of Interest" to their GPS devices for use on the road. I'll show you point of interest, baby. [Nudar (NSFW) via Fleshbot]
NUDAR: GPS For Boobies
2:15 PM on Fri Jan 18 2008
By Jason Chen
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Awesome.
That is all.
I can't help noticing that the titty bars they seem to be concentrated in the northeast. Maybe it's colder so people spend more time inside?
Maybe the just get less titties in their day to day lives than us californians. *shrug*
Finally! The culmination of technology to benefit mankind. I sense a future Nobel Prize coming up...
YES! Finally!
please NUDAR place an icon on the screen to let me know if i can get my 18 wheeler in there
the only drawback...
while driving in the car with your wife/girlfriend:
NUDAR: *ding* up ahead is your favorite titty bar, sir
{...} awkward silence {...}
@m4ximusprim3:
Everything is concentrated in the northeast. Much more dense here.
I lived in the Midwest for the first half of my life. 3 hour drive from Indy to Chicago.
I now live in Maryland. A 3.5 hour drive see you through 4 major cities. (DC, Baltimore, Philly, NY.)
wow, west coast sucks
Portland, OR has the most strip bars per capita in the states.
Sweet!!! was about time someone came with a really good idea.. Nobel prize for Nudar
se van a desnudar
Giggity!
Looks like Wisconsin and North Carolina are home to some techy pervs.
Why does North Carolina have more than California? What, is there something in the Bible I am missing?
@rubu: You want 18-wheeler access? I've got just your ticket. A number of years ago, I wrote a feature article for Adult Video News that covered the multi-stop publicity tour through Texas of a porn actress. One of the stops was west of Dallas in Abilene. There was a combo multi-screen theater, adult book store, live peep show, and nascent strip club all housed in a former agricultural processing plant of some sort. There were three grain elevators outside, now bearing three gigantic (we're talking multi-story tall) red neon X's. It was clearly visible from the highway a couple of miles away. They offered free donuts and long distance calls to truckers. I mean, they really went after the trucker business. The single coolest thing they offered truckers, imo, was the fact that the place was so big they provided INDOOR parking for 18-wheelers.
I was, like, "Holy Cow!" the entire time I was there.
Spending several days in very close quarters with a very sweet little porn star didn't hurt, either. Somebody has to do those tough jobs, right?
Big deal. Where's the Whore-dar?
Man, poor Utah.
Not surprising, New York is only second to California with listings, yay!
Oregon is under-represented. We have more strip clubs per capita than any other state.
@MagicMT: Actually, that's the Midwest. There are two reasons for the scarcity
A: There aren't that many people in the Midwest
B: Silicon boobs aren't tested for high pressure altitudes so if you're in the Rockies, strippers chests might explode.
@Trowble: Correction: New York is third to California as Florida is second.
Simple reason for less hit on the South East and West Coast - warmer weather meaning less clothes... Girls are walking around half naked all year round.
Northeast, Northwest, upper MidWest - equals colder weather, although they try hard not to girls have to wear more clothes. Guys don't have a choice but to find girls showing skin indoors.
Actually I think you would probably look more at the political views of these states. The conservatives seem to sit more to the west and south. They tend to force places like this out with local government.
Utah is a bunch of nice and lovely Christian's and Catholic's?
@nwgrede: Looks like Wisconsin and North Carolina are home to some techy pervs.
Yeah, sure you betchya.
@GBIRRUETA:
Mormons and tons of them.
What? No titty bars in Canada. Come on, there must be one up there. Maybe it's too cold to have anyone take their clothes off. Just kidding of course. But us Canadian need this kind of valuable information too.
Greatest invention since Google earth.
Us Canadians don't need titty bars. All the gorgeous large-breasted specimens come to us for free, quite often bringing their own booze to the party.
It would've been amusing, and terribly ironic, if the massive concentration was around the Bible Belt of the US.
@dead_red_eyes: Naked granola chicks ftl.
Kudos to whoever named it "NUDAR." I can now start my weekend off satisfied just knowing that this exists.
Canada has strip clubs bars. I know this for sure, they even have full service establishments.
In Utah, who needs tity bars when you have 30 wives? You can see a different set each night of the month! For free!!!!!
@Noobs-R-Us: 30 wives may be a lot of things, but I bet free isn't one of them.
@ballhog: Isn't lap dancing specifically protected by the Canadian constitution? I think I read that somewhere once.
Crap, I thought it pointed out the nearest naked human and creates an arrow for my HUD to designate me where to go.
@Noobs-R-Us: Not at all true, but the Mormon stereotype is comedic nonetheless. Oh and we're not all Mormons...just throwing that out there.
I actually live in Utah, and can only think of one topless bar around here, Southern Exposure. The University (yes the, as in one.) parties more than make up for it.
@BALLHOG We run those for visiting Americans
so.... here's my question in regard to the line "You can contribute by sending in the location of nude places so people can download the "Points of Interest" to their GPS devices for use on the road."
What happens when a wise guy (like myself) decides that it would be funny as hell to contribute "Shady oaks assisted living" (and call it something else) just so I could see a bunch of horny guys lookin for tits drive up to an old folks home? ; )
(I kid I kid.. I'd never do such a thing)
@d_saum:
We will be on the lookout for "Shady Oaks" ;) A buddy tried to submit something like that last week!
@SeattleTed:
[sarcasm]That's right. All the strippers in Portland are earth loving hippies.[/sarcasm]
congrats to nudar for getting some press on the giz. buy your girl something nice mr. nudar creator guy.
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