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This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth. I know. After seeing it in action, I found it so wrong on so many levels that I had to put the video after the jump for other sensitive souls like me.
I don't know about you, but I think this beats our previous Wrongmodo entries, the Jesuswitch and the Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer, by a wide margin. [LiveLeak]
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Uuugh... suddenly I don't have to pee any more.
Repair the link to the Jesuswitch!
wols.....
hosted by "Live Leak"? How appropriate!
It's a trap, folks. That's a child peeing. Don't think Chris Hansen isn't watching just because you're a gadget site, gizhomos.
That thing take the prize for being - the - weirdest - contraption - evah!
I can´t stop laughing....
I am glad they dont have this in a feminine version. Sitting on a singing clowns face is such a disturbing thought.....
this is where the fear of clowns comes from! lol
I instantly thought of Steven Kings "It"... want a ballon little boy!
That thing has all the right elements of giving some poor kid nightmares for the rest of his young life!
@dirk1965: Ewww. They all float down here...
Now, if they made one with my ex's face on it, they would be on to something (at least for me)
Tears of a Clown = Splash Back?
I guess this is good only for people who are gay and hate clowns.
do not want!
oh god. imagine drunk people using this urinal.
With as many youngsters afraid of clowns as there are, who in their @@$%&@!$%!$%@$@%$Y@$&-ed up mind thought this was a good idea?
@92BuickLeSabre: I had a feeling that smile on it's face was only there trying to fool the public.
-but it comes down to fooling YOU sir, now that's quite a different subject.
Golden Shower? strange for sure, funny as hell though!
@Curves:
Im sure the clown wouldn't mind. :O
What?
Someone had to say it.
"Krusty is coming; Krusty is coming; Krusty is Coming; Krusty is coming...."
OMG... Is it loking at me... Yes it is... IT FOLLOWS ME! Make it stop make it go away >,<
What that phobia called? Those men who have that phobia would die when they see that they have to pull out their Johnsons in front of that clown.
I think I'd experience "stage fright" with this thing.
On the bright side, it's good training for the up-and-coming (no pun intended) young fetishist.
I'm glad someone thought it was a good idea to bring a video camera into a bathroom and tape kids pissing.
Also added to the overt weirdness is the fact all of you have just watched a young boy pee. Think about that for a few minutes.
@danmandle: On second thought, that is pretty disturbing....
Send in the clowns.
They're already here.
Watching you.
fap?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NIGHTMARES!
... Thanks a lot gizmodo.
what's everyone's problem with peeing in a clown's mouth? If you hate clowns, it'd be a great insult.
I've always thought the most insulting way to end a fight in public was with bodily excretions. plus, it sends a message to onlookers that you mean business.
Dood. What in the HELL is wrong with the Japanese?? This isnt the first weird invention to come out of Japan Labs.
it... it gargles.
D:
I would not want this in the same bathroom as me when I'm peeing. I want peace when I'm snapping a deuce or lettin' loose the majestic Yellow Falls.
I'm gay. I hate clowns. I don't want this.
This totally reminds me of the disguises and forms that the ailens in "Killer Clowns From Outer Space" would take. Totally creepy.
eeerrr..... it's almost hard to tell whether that clown is actually singing.... or gargling. *gag*
Seriously..... pissing in a clown's mouth.... fake clown or not..... disturbing. Even worse for that kid who could barely reach when the clown's head moved up.
Everything else creepy and wrong on this aside:
The urinal is moving. Great God in a bottle, the last thing I want involved in my bathroom processes is greater requirements on my aim.
aCiD: "Fap?"
Rule 34.
Sooo.. if there are two or more of these urinals side by side, can they implement the balloon on top so we can compete? *pop*
Best article title ever.
@Namster: Laf!
Anyway, I'd rather be pissing into the urinal shaped like a pair of large ruby red LIPS!
(sorry, don't have a link)
Oh God... did they put this in a horror park or something?
I would never be able to pee in such a monstruosity..
Here in the U.S., we'll be releasing the R. Kelly version.
Now, if they could devise some method of having that thing dry you up instead of having to shake it off, that would be real progress.
On second thought, though, I have to concur with my fellow Giz commenter who wished for some juicy lubricated lips...
@yogibimbi: Do you really want it to lick you afterward?
I saw the picture, and immediately knew where this was at.
@strider_mt2k:
+3 smokey robinson reference
That kid seems calm, only because it is historically impolite to scream at moving clown urinals in Japan.
That would be funny as hell to see a drunk tourist seeing that for the first time.
And what is up with the rest of the videos? All stuff about people peeing? On Live*LEAK*? And why do I have to log in to see the videos of women peeing? Oh well, free girly pee videos ahoy.
omfg, he licked it!?
*twitch*
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