Why is it ony good for "50 goes"? Does the battery wear out or does she just get sick of your shit and go home to her mother?

@Curves: LOL!

I think I'm in love <3 <3 <3

@Curves: It starts to complain of headaches and then refuses to work when you want it to.

@Curves: It decides its had enough of your shenanigans around the 50th time, then forces you to watch Bridges of Madison County before it will put out any more.

It also demands chocolate pudding, and a Versace watch.

My guess is it's the user that cannot sustain more than 50, um, visits with this digital wang grater.

there must be a prize for the 51st attempt.

maybe you get a medal to hang around your parts.

@flyboy: Or what's left of them... >_<

Is that 50 goes all one after the other, or would there be time to, you know, refill? Because I think, if you had to do it all in sequence, it would definitely not be the machine that gives up first.

It looks too long ... er, I mean SHORT. It looks too short.

@Curves: shit..that was too funny. Thank you.

::simpsons pachinko voice::

"you are winner-ha ha ha...you are winner-ha ha ha"

Price and availability please?

Word of warning:

I don't consider myself a 'big' guy, but if you've ever tried Kimono condoms (a reputable Japanese brand) you'll notice they're... a bit snug (this is the understatement of the century btw, they're nearly unusable).

Given the origin of this device, it's not terribly difficult to envision a similar problem.

Until they invent the holodeck I'll stick with my hand.

No pun intended.

From the diagram, this looks like some space-age technology. But in reality, the $100 Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator Sex Machine is not as good as the $17 Head Honcho Masturbator [www.pleasuremenow.com]

@yogibimbi: no, you can totally go out of sequence. when i purchase this in a couple of minutes, i plan to use this sequence: 1st, 39th, 22nd, 18th, 43rd...

seriously though, this looks like some sort of torture/castration device on the inside... which is great, because that's what i'm in to!

That's as cheap as a subway ride!

@aphex242: sorry - don't you mean Kimono finger protectors?

I'm guessing that on the 51st use, it clamps down, locks, and holds your junk for ransom

@aphex242:
Funny you should bring that up. I have a friend who is based in Kadena AFB in Okinawa, and regularly brings me back allowable trinkets, sake, and some Hello Kitty crap when I and the X were together. On one of these trips he brought back an assortment of Japanese condoms.

Ouch. Or should I say WTF? I'm in your same boat; I don't consider myself a huge guy, but they were so tight we ended up not having sex and went out to get some normal ones. I'm seriously wondering if they were the same brand......

@Out2gtcha:
I concur - my ex once bought some condoms called Kimonos, just to see what was up with em. It took so long to get the stupid thing, ah, installed that i had lost some girth by then, but when we got to bumpin' uglies everything filled out again and it honestly felt like someone was trying to choke my dick to death.

@nutbastard:
funny, i didn't even read aphex242s' post before replying... Kimono? NO!

So on the 50th attempt it embeds a wedding ring on the wearer?

@Curves - yes, and then it gains 50 pounds and starts watching Martha Stewart 8 hours a day.

Tenga's similar "one off" models are stated to be "Not for export" because of their size limitations... I assume thing product is also targeted to the smaller home market...

@Curves:
On the 51st time, it bites it off.

this thing looks frightening and reminds me of a bad scene in 'ice pirates'. ok they were all bad scenes. well it reminds me of that most horrific scene...
pretend it did happen, or it WILL happen.

i think i'll stick with the good old fashioned method... hookers

@tegronin: Ahh yes, Ice Pirates. That scene always reminded me of that song from The Cult, "Love Removal Machine"

@Curves:

I think the "number of uses" refers to the lotion supplied (3 packs).

I dont even want to think about what it might be like to have a pumping, sucking, mechanical device attached to my johnson without sufficient lotion.

only 50 goes? $100? i don't want to be spending $100 a month...

50 goes, because after that, with that cheese grater looks, your wang would be gone already...

"It's made of silicon"
Ouch. I'm hoping it's actually made of silicone.

I can't figure out how this works.

Are you supposed to stick something in it...

Stick it in something...

Or both....?

This is why the population of Japan is declining: they're too busy having sex with robots.

Afer 50 goes it begins to talk incessantly

@cyborgtroy: ask your Dad