My tray table is certainly in its upright and locked position, now jiggle my bag of peanuts.

The duck is a troll.

would you like to upgrade your coach ticket to first class? or perhaps to our new gang bang seating?

Mr. Diaz... are you tying to seduce us...

Captain gets no fun. Captain gets jealous. Captain crashes plane.

it's the mile high club without the sink tap up my ass!

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Another reason prostitution should be legal.

Then I wouldn't mind having so many connecting flights!

@killarclown: That's the best part!!!

i would fly in that with 5 girls alog side me =D
oh yes, 5 hot chicks
and darrone, do you even have a job, almost all of the first posts are from you...

My new dream job. Where do we apply?

have you seen flight attendants lately?

eeesh.

So that's there the term Air-Mattress came from.

@vinchbr: Most people who comment have jobs, some are even very successful people... but we just don't do anything the whole day...

@ltcmurray: True that. I can just barely remember the Hot Stewardess Epoch, and let's just say the audio channels were heavy on the Bob Newhart and Pablo Cruise. Industry labor agreements are all about seniority; all those same hot stewardesses are still working the same flights. Now they're 58 years old.

Romper-room he says. Just be sure to ahem...strap-in...in case of "turbulence".

@vinchbr:

Why disappoint 5 women when you could totally disappoint one? Focus, man! Focus!

@ltcmurray: Reminds me of the flight I had down to Philadelphia. On the way there the flight attendant was HUGE... SO big in fact that she had to walk down the aisle sideways and even then her butt nearly gave me a concussion as she went by.

On the way back to Toronto mind you we had a tall, skinny, and rather hot French Canadian stewardess.

I had read somewhere Philadelphia was the fattest city in the US so the huge Stewardess on the way down was rather appropriate I thought.

@ltcmurray: I've seen them...and they're male. You know, if you're into that, then you're stoked.

Not that there's anything wrong with with it...

"Oh, steward! I don't want to alarm anyone, but there appears to be hydraulic fluid leaking from the ceiling."

@BasicBlack: Couldnt agree more, and happy to see at least one man on the planet sees that aspect of it.
@vinchbr: How do you have time to keep track of the first posters if youre so busy working. (I am currently working and have the highest productivity rate in the company.) Some of us are capable of multi tasking, and in fact, looking at Giz periodically helps me break up what might otherwise be mind numbing concentration, at which the level of quality would drop.

You,ll need a tray.....the flight attendant is hot

@Curves: That's cuz the rest of your company prefers Engadget ;p

@ltcmurray: Hey, even decent-looking MILFs need theirs.

@liveinvt: You can always argue "this is international waters/airspace".

Heh, the "romper room", funny.

The headline is obscene yet appropiate

"Here's where they do it."
Heh. Heh Heh. Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.

@fastmike:
This isn't a game of "Who the fuck's airline are you with!"

On a Pacific flight the crew without 'rest' will be easily spotted.

@strider_mt2k: I can fuck you with a single thought

@xint: like me, except the sucessful job =D
im the tech guy in the company...

@Curves: because i don´t do much all day long =D
just sit tight in my office and wait for the phone to ring...
nad i use giz just like you, to take my mid away from trouble (university, have to turn in my project to get my diploma, dun know how you guys call it in the US, i guess would something like degree completition project)

@fastmike:

Premature expostulation.

@BasicBlack: Death by tray for you

@vinchbr: I think it's safe to say that more than 50% of commenters/readers of Gizmodo are their company's tech guy.

We watch/monitor what other people browse... but... who watches over us?

wonder if I can get some TWA tea

@xint: Talk about a good deal, I am not the tech guy, and I actually browse Giz for work related information. The comments I leave are just for my own personal use and enjoyment and because like most women, I have to put my $.02 in.

@Curves:...while unfortunately most of us men appear to need to put in our $1.27.

@92BuickLeSabre: $3.50

Meanwhile all this discussion about work and efficiency just makes me want to sing the Sex Pistols "Pretty Vacant"

Who is that personality-vacuum and how did he get a job doing video coverage for Fortune? It's like Toby from the Office quit his day job to be a vlogger.

Three. Two. One. Banhammer! @fastmike: @fastmike:

@liveinvt: And we know what kind of connecting your thinking of.

@froggy:

He saw his family massacred by a wild pack of TV trays. Let's give him a break.

@fastmike: I dont recall reading a lot of your comments, so I cant quite nail down if youre just having a bad day or youre an idiot all the time. Instinct is telling me its a full time thing.

Shagalicious, baby!  Oh, behave.

@92BuickLeSabre

I sometimes put in my $1.05 (buck oh five...anybody...anybody...bueller).

@xint: Actually, I'd guess most of the commenters/readers are NOT the company tech guy, but instead the folks (like me) who wish we could play with tech all day (perception, not reality, I know), and are forced to only do so vicariously.

Anyone flown Northwest internationally lately?
No way those ladies are making it through that hole.

@92BuickLeSabre: being British, I ten to have to contribute my two shilling and sixpence.

The mental images of randy flight attendants in that room: the Boeing 787 Wetdreamliner.

@92BuickLeSabre: Is that amount taking into account inflation?

@zenpoet: No, because our egos take it into account.

@xint: true to that...

@92BuickLeSabre: "If there's anything bigger than my ego in here I want it caught and shot right now"

Every time I take a long flight I look up at the space near the ceiling and the overhead compartments. I'm sure they could make better use of that space.

Everyone is sitting on the same plain (flight deck?). Put in some steps, make it 3-D seating and let my chair recline to a bed. I know, it's called 1st class, but still.

@zenpoet: Someone who would have done quite well for himself in the Dreamliner Orgy Room to be sure.

"Security... We have a situation. Somehow Alton Brown got into the secret orgy room. He's creeping everyone out."

@Lester56: You post like once a week, are you serious? I don't think this post was meant to be taken seriously, especially since ORGY is in the title.

sCrew Quarters

Uh... long-haul jets already have these.

Too bad we wont see one of these things in service until 2010. Hell, 2011 is probably more like it at this point.

@Buttermaker:

Crap, I'm flying Northwest tomorrow ...thanks for putting a damper on my fantasies ...yes, I'm taking my wife and kids with me, but a man's gotta have a chance to dream!