That's pretty clever.

Oh yea i bet there's gonna be tonnes of coments about it's sugestive shape

between this and the bad logos i saw (again) on reddit, i have my laugh for 0500. now i need the rest of the day.

butplug o'clock indeed.

The perfect gift for the professional escort (or New York State governor) who has everything! And for those who buy it for themselves, I'm sure they could write it off as a business expense. Sweet.

I'd buy this.

My but what a suggestive shape!
(shout-out to Yeebles)

This is kinda cool.
Have a reversing switch to allow for the flat side to be stuck onto something with adhesive and you have a winner that could be used in either position.

I like!

"..stick it up somewhere." This one is just TOOOOOOO EASY! This clock tells time on the West Coast, the East Coast, and Uranus!

@geekinky: nicely done!

This is actually kind of a cool clock concept...regardless of it's suggestive design flaw...

its kinda hard to tell how big it is, what kind of hole would you put it in?.... "that's what she said"?

Its a novel idea, customizing the hands, artsy in a practical way (I love clocks).
As for being a sex toy, its perfect for someone short on time.

I looked at the picture first, and "clock" was definitely not how I read it the first time around, although it was close.

screwed by a deadline..........there's my suggestive comment of the day?

I guess this would be a bad time to mention a sloppy second hand?

pencils and stuff would fall out the holes as they are too short for the weight. Plus - how do you get the right width. Good idea without thinking it through - the holes need to be 'engineered' (ie. made to work) to fulfill the design.

Another Yanko classic.

Does it work as an alarm clock? Can you set it to buzz?

Oh, the irony of inserting something into a butt plug.

Oh, man.

The only use I can see for this buttplug/clock would be for a busy "man-on-the-go" to be able to check the time during a long doggie session.

It's just a concept?
Come on Bomi. This ain't exactly the Optimus keyboard or a Mobius strip Condo here.
Send it out, get it made, and then we can get a Sizemodo.

MMMM a dildo with built in timer ?
This reminds me of a woman at a supermarket in the UK wearing orgasmo panties , she collapsed in the shop , the shop called paramedics who had to remove the orgasmo panties lol
Her embarrassment was measured on the richter scale

So a clock without hands is impressive? Did I accidentally go to an arts and crafts site or what?

Nice! It's a butt-plug, butt-clog, butt-clock :)

PLEASE don't pants that clock, JC.

Just though of something reasonably dangerous to place into this. Knives. I could easily imagine that to be very JamesBondvillainleavingatimedtrapwhichJamesBondsomehowescapesbeforeitleadstohiscertaindoom-like

Honest, doc, I slipped in the shower and accidentally fell on it.

@Yeebles: It would have to have some serious torq to cut through anything more than a piece of string, but I like where you mind is!

Putting some fresh flowers or twigs in there everyday would actually pretty sweet. I am with 92BuickLeSabre on this one. Just get it done.

That's what's up your ass right now. Any last wishes? Say I wish. I wish. I had. More time.

Sorry, time's up. Gotta go.

Cool, a dildo with a self-timer. Can I get this for my ex-wife's hubby to keep him busy?

@Kaiser-Machead: Nice

That's disgusting.

Hey - so finally in life "half-past the Monkey's butt..." could be entirely accurate and actually informative!?!!

great, because you need to have a hard time telling the time when a dildo-clocks in your ass.

Hey its also a dildo!

I realize that most people mentioning the other uses for it are doing it to be purposefully lame in some kind of nerdy-chic way, but I'd like to point out that looking at the pencils, it's only a bit wider than a pencil and about a fourth the length. That is nowhere near the size of a working butt plug.

It'd be like seeing a portable USB flash drive and thinking it's a suggestive size.

@egyptiansushi: "That is nowhere near the size of WORKING butt plug."

lol. As apposed to what? Any object that can be shoved up the backside? Seriously though, if I had to use a butt plug, as-in my life depended on it, I think I would prefer smaller to larger.