Gizmodo

polar bear: "I want the good seals this time. none of that crap leroy's been pushing down on the southern tip. yeah, it better be. because if not, i'll hunt you down like a... me."

He looks kinda pissed. Must be talking to the in-laws.

@nachobel:
That must be why he's trying to drown himself.

Hello! I order a meal three days ago!

I can haz climate change?

My cat Conoco *really* likes going after laser pointers: [jrrver.homeserver.com]

Bonus: Tsunami has LASR EYSS!!!!

He can swim all he wants, be he isn't getting off the island.

Is that the new Apple icePhone we've been reading rumors about?

/sorry

"Can I eat you now?"

399 and no 3g...and now they've dropped the price?!?

That's it, I'm going to go maul somebody.

Canzzz yousss hearssss messss nowssss blub blub blub?

Wissen! I can hearz land.

"Dude, I'm so sorry about that. These humans don't know when to TFSU. All that squealing and screaming. Seriously, do I look like a f'n seal? Anyway, did you know Brian rides the bus..."

"No, still living in the same place."

Serious, dude! A bionic fucking dolphin!!
... Yeah, I'm sure! It swam right past me!!
... No, I took a bite out of it's flipper, and it totally tasted like that supermodel's boob from 2 years ago, and it was all chewy and shit!!
... Bionics, my ass, I just want me some good old conventional animal
... I agree, man - hell in a handbasket.
... Alright, dude, I've got to let you go. Knut's momma is calling on the other line.

"Gasp! Oh NO you didn't!"

"Baby Seal to Eagle's Nest... Baby Seal to Eagle's Nest... I have located the Penguin's undersea lair - awaiting further instructions."

"This is the Baby Seal Club, right? Yeah, I'd like to make a reservation for two.

Yeah, it was me that shoot that eagle in the beak, so am going under for a few days.

The delivery guy is in for a very brief world of hurt if that pizza doesn't have the penguin strips on the side.

"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone!"

I CAN HAS COCA-COLAZ?

"No seriously, I am trapped behind some kind of glass... where? Some place called 'a zoo'. I DON'T KNOW! Just get the boys and get down here to spring me, there's all you can eat humans as a reward."

"God, Vinny, i don't know about you, but all this talk about GTA is starting to become a real bear. I mean, it isn't that great when you don't have opposable thumbs."

@P3nnst8r:
He can still have some back-of-the-iceberg hooker action, then maul her to get his fish back.

Sadly, Knut the polar bear would not win any prizes for his "iphone 2" mock up.

"no you hang up"
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"no I love you more"
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"ok, on 3"
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"no you hang up"

@DeCerbo - COTD FTMFW!

"All your fish are belong to us"

"Hello, George? Look, man, this whole global warming thing really sucks. Yeah, you remember, global warming? Melts icecaps? Caused by greenhouse gasses - which incidentally, you claimed needed to be reduced by a metric buttload back when you were cruising for votes? How about doing something about it now, George, before I have to come down there and swap your face with Dick's?"

The poor bear's been on hold with Comcast so long that the ice he was on melted away.

"Amz in your poolz, makin' a phone callz"?

im drunk. on my phöne. and gizmodo is freaking funny. especialy this post. haha animals and gadgetS

"Hey Morty, listen: You're not my agent anymore"....

"can you hear me now?"

(c'mon its funny!)

"I haz ur Bukkit!"