While this image may be doctored, I want to believe it's real. What really wins this for me is the desperate tone in the review from the guy who actually bought the $999 I'm Rich iPhone application, saying the application is a scam:
Confirmed: Eight Morons Bought the $999 I Am Rich iPhone Application
$999.99 iPhone App "I Am Rich" Probably Only Applies to Developer
John Boyega Got Dumped After Date Found Out He Was in Star Wars
Good Video Game Sex Scenes Are Hard To Make
Smash 'God' Drops Out Of Tournament Because His Controller Isn't Properly Malfunctioning
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