OK, you fool! Have you showered today? Neither have I. So take a bubble bath instead. With me, Mr. T! Or if you don't like me, you can try Jesus (the rubber ducky).

Choose whatever puny rubber ducky you want. You can fill your family bath, because they you can buy them for $6 each. But you aint gettin' in no tub without me, fool! [Celebriducks]