10 celebrities who've moonlighted as ridiculous crimefighters
Being perpetually in the public eye can be stressful, so sometimes celebrities get away from it all by smashing evil…
Batman, Master Chief, and Optimus Prime walk into a bar in the ultimate scifi crossover
Cartoonist Jim Mahfood let his brush run wild in IGN's Beverly Hills office, painting a multiversal cantina where…
I Pity the Fool Who Didn't Know About Mr. T's App Store Contribution
Apologies in advance, Mr. T, for not reporting on your very first App store contribution sooner. That said, I pity the…
Mr.T Rubber Ducky Pities the Bathing Fool
OK, you fool! Have you showered today? Neither have I. So take a bubble bath instead. With me, Mr. T! Or if you don't…
Happy Birthday Mr. T
Happy Birthday Mr. T. Thanks for not beating all of us fools up on April Fools. May you have many more years of jibba…
What Kind of Geek are You?
Wired has done a handy cut-out-and-keep guide to spotting geeks. Third from the right is gadget geek, who apparently…
I Put Little Boy Into a Coma With Nothing But My Presence
I'm going out the same way I came in. Pow! See you around, suckas. Hope you fools enjoyed my jibba jabba. Don't do…
Mr. T Versus Dracula, Dinosaur-Man (Who's Also a Detective)
Who do you think is gonna win? Mista T or some punk ass fool who sleeps all day and nibbles on people's necks? That's…
If You Don't Get Your April Fool Out Of My Face I'm Gonna Turn You Into Chopped Liver
Yo! I'M MR. T!!! What an awesome day it's been, guest editing the Giz. Some of you think it's Talk Like T Day. Well,…
Sprint's Samsung Instinct First Hands On and iPhone Sizemodo (UPDATED: Now with Full Tour Video)
Click to viewSprint's Instinct is so special the carrier is holding its own super special event. Unfortunately, it…
Benny Bathes for Giz: Kohler VibrAcoustic Tub is T-Tastic
The suckas at Kohler wanted me to try out their new VibrAcoustic tub today, but I already took a bath this morning. I…
Toshiba Satellite Laptops: New Fusion Look, Charge-Anytime USB Ports, Cheaper Prices
Mr. T's favorite laptop maker rolled out slick, useful and budget-minded updates to its Satellite line today. First up,…
Velocity Mobile Enters Windows Mobile Smartphone Market With 103, 111
Does the world need yet another company making Windows Mobile phones? Maybe, maybe not, but Velocity Mobile is doing it…
Mr. T-Mobile Warns Mr. Engadget Mobile Over the Color Magenta
Mr. T says I'm crazy and he may be right. I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a choo-choo train! But Mr.T-Mobile is the only…
T-Mobile Gets BlackBerry 8120 With Wi-Fi and Hotspot@Home
Who knew my son would grow up to not only be an international superstar, but the president of a cellular company? And…
ClarityLife Phone: Good For Me and My Momma
If you're like me, you worry about your momma, even if you're just runnin' out to the grocery store. I used to like the …
Sola Unagi: A Solar Generator to Charge Your Stuff, Suckas
Yo! You may not know it but I'm a caring kinda guy. I worry about the environment: my fist's gonna see you later if you…
John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba
It looks like writing "John Mayer here" really works to get Apple's attention when you report a problem. According to…
Strip Down Windows to the Bare Essentials
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them maybe you can hire...the A Team...to strip…