Update: Dude Returns MP3 Player Loaded With Army Secrets, World War III With New Zealand Averted

Remember that dude who bought a second-hand MP3 player, only to find it full of U.S. Army enlistment records and mission briefings? It is now safely back in the Pentagon's hands.

They were even kind enough to trade him a brand shiny new MP3 player for his troubles. And a happy ending was had by all. Chris Ogle, 29 of Whangerei, NZ-your 15 minutes of fame have now concluded. [Reuters]