• By Jason Chen
    Feb 4, 2009 12:40 PM 20,748
    read more: #klingons, #klingonbatleth, #conveniencestore, #crime, #robbery, #711, #7eleven

    Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth

    What kind of Klingon robs two 7-Elevens at 2AM with a Bat'leth?

    The kind of man who would leave the second store empty-handed after the second clerk refused to give him money. Now that's just shameful. Perhaps if he had threatened the clerks in actual Klingon, he would have had more luck? [Denver Channel - Thanks Undercover Buck!]


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