As you know, to steal an ATM you only need John Connor's Atari Portfolio, a credit card interface, and a password cracking program. Easy. That or 20 thugs and all that money will be yours.
I can imagine them escaping in the van: "WE ARE RICH!"
And then dividing the booty, later in their lair: "OK, and that will be $25.77 each... hm-mmmmmm."
Oh, the joy.












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