iTwinge Is the Stupidest iPhone Accessory of All Time, EverS

iTwinge is a dumb, ugly holster that attaches to your iPhone so you can tap out emails using a shitty "real" keyboard instead of good touch keyboard.

I mean, if you're going to pay $30 to horribly disfigure your iPhone, it should at least be for a good keyboard. Not to mention the implementation—it draws power from the phone, suggesting it's just got nubs inside that touches the screen where you press—sounds like a recipe for shoddy disastercakes. [MobileMechantronics via ChipChick via Engadget]