Gaudy Laptops? You Have Not SEEN Gaudy Laptops

Oh come on, Dell! Right after you show this amazing looking Adamo XPS you tell us you have made this ridiculous Bergdorf Goodman Adamo? The diamond snake adornment is twice as thick as the laptop, not to mention costs 5K.

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Yeaaaaa. So you won't be able to buy it and it will only be auctioned off, but whomever does get this thing (and let's hope its not the Tobey Maguire wanna be in the picture) is gonna need a bullet proof one of these. Come on, you have to have a hilarious caption for this one.