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TNMT Snuggie: Because You’re Never Too Old for Turtle Power

By Mark Wilson Published December 24, 2009, 5:20 pm ET

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Around age 23, most men realize they’ll be stuck in normal—work a normal 9 to 5, buy a normal house and lift heavy objects with normal strength. But at least we can stay warm, dammit. [HotTopic via Geekologie]

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TNMT Snuggie: Because You’re Never Too Old for Turtle Power

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