The Diamond iPadS

Listen up, rich people: If you ordered an iPad, cancel it. This is the one you need, covered with 11.43 carats of diamonds, graded G/H in color, VS2/SI1 in clarity, and 100/100 in stupidity. I can imagine Steve Jobs reaction:

The Diamond iPadS

Indeed. The price tag: $19,999, available June 1. [Mervis]