The first Windows Phone 7 Series ad has debuted! And my goodness, I haven't seen this many attractive, well-adjusted people since Joey got canceled. But let's look a little closer, shall we? Something seems... amiss.

Adorable parents. Adorable kid. Peppy music. But Anna, why are you in a record store when you could be jamming out to music on you Windows Phone 7 Series? And who are those other kids you're showing pictures of to your friend? And why can't dad put his phone down for two seconds to play soccer with poor Luca? And what kind of weird torture porn date night movie is this?

Windows Phone 7 Series Promo: What Lies Beneath

You want me to meet Anna, Microsoft? Fine. I'll play your game. But know that I'm proceeding with extreme caution. [MobileCrunch]