Create Your Own Completely Insane Patents

Yesterday, we saw a patent for a contraption designed to spin a pregnant woman around really fast so a baby would pop out. Surely, you can do just as well.

Create your own patent application drawings like the one in the baby-spinner post and send your best entries to me at contests@gizmodo.com with Crazy Patents in the subject line. Save your files as JPGs or GIFs under 800k in size, and use a FirstnameLastname.jpg naming convention using whatever name you want to be credited with. Send your work to me by next Wednesday morning, and I'll pick three top winners and show off the rest of the best in our Gallery of Champions. Get to it!