Rick, I pinged some of my friends and colleagues and came up with a few names that you could use—free of charge. Consider it an olive branch from a group that includes Jews, the media elite, and some plain-old middle-class white people. No hard feelings, bub. Hope that book sells well enough to pay your bills until the entire world forgets about you and you can get a job at McDonalds. Anyway, here you go.
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