Excluding the elderly or injured or disabled—who have a very valid reason to need help putting on socks—if things are bad enough that you can't pull your own socks up, perhaps you should get some exercise? [Taylorgifts via RandomGoodStuff via OhGizmo]
UPDATE: Apologies if anyone took offense at this post; I should've done a better job at illustrating that I wasn't being serious. I know many of you are baying for my blood, but I am sensitive to the fact that people do genuinely need help with everyday actions like this, that most of us take for granted. It was just meant to be a light-hearted take on (what I think is an) expensive tool.