171 reasons why the Matrix Reloaded was crap
After the first Matrix—a movie not without fault but at least entertaining and unique in its aesthetic—the entire…
Who Is This Fake iPhone Mini Air Conditioner Going To Fool?
It will certainly help keep you cool at work, but if you were hoping to fool your co-workers into thinking you've got…
Ed Hardy Headphones Are the Worst Headphones
If you want to know the specs or the price of these Ed Hardy branded headphones, you're more than welcome to venture…
Cheaper Android Phones Are Crap Compared to iPhone and BlackBerry
Fandroids say that iPhones, Blackberries and Windows Phones are way too expensive. Anyone can buy a cheaper Android!…
This Motorized Big Wheel Looks All Sorts of Deadly
Do you have more money than sense? Really? Fantastic! That qualifies you to purchase this 60HP, three-wheeled…
This Poop-Powered Toiletcycle Is Touring Japan
You're looking at the Toilet Bike Neo. It's the creation of Japan's commode-king TOTO and is just what it looks like—a…
"Is My Son Gay?" Is One Aggressively Sad Android App
If you think your son's sexuality can be determined through any means other than actually having a meaningful,…
The Touchscreen Computer for Old People Unclear on the Concept
I hope I never get so old as to require my progeny to buy me an idiot-proofed version of the latest technological…
Virtual Reality Goggles for the iPhone Turn 2D Content Into "3D"
Good ol' Hammacher Schlemmer—they've taken one company's outlandish idea of a virtual reality viewer for the iPhone,…
Don't Put Your iPad Onto a Custom Pillow Because It Makes No Sense at All
Tablets are great, and clutching them is a big heaping part of the fun! But you need a case, because you don't want…
Why Apple's Inductive Charging Patent For iPhones Is a Red Herring
Just because a patent's filed, doesn't mean the company in question has any ambition to actually make the damn thing.…
Now Your Dad Can Match His Cologne With a Pierre Cardin Android Tablet
Though if I were you, I'd warn him he'd get more value out of picking up an extra few Pierre Cardin polo shirts,…
This Is the Creepiest iPhone Case I've Ever Seen
Who feels lonely enough to want to clutch a child's severed hand that's attached to their phone?? I don't care how…
Horrible Idea Nightmare Phone Runs Windows 7 (Yes, the Desktop OS)
Here's something that shouldn't exist: the Fujitsu F-07C smartphone, which is really not smart at all, as it runs a…
Clip-On Necktie Fan Almost As Bad As Clip-On Neckties
This is a USB-powered personal fan that hooks onto your necktie— you know, in case you are looking to stay cool and not…
Apple TVs Don't Need Dedicated Carrying Cases
There may come a time, when you have to transport your Apple TV from point A to point B. Will you really need a…
We Really Hope You're Not Gross Enough to Need a Man Bowl
Yeah, yeah—men are disgusting. We get it. But has the gender really let itself go to the point that we need a man bowl?…
RIM Responds to 'Open Letter' Criticisms with More Nonsensical Business Jargon
Why is it that RIM, when faced with legitimate criticisms about the state of its company, can only spit out garbled…
Nobody Needs a $100,000 Razor
Ukranian sapphire blade that stays sharp for a year. Iridium handle. Magnetic connectors. There are many unnecessary…
Why Would I Want My Smartphone to Smell Like Jellybeans?
Apparently, smartphone case maker ESI Cases is coming out with a line of Jelly Belly-branded scented cases for the…