Synergy Home Beer Brewing System: Mr. Beer's Rich, Crazy Uncle

If you're a fan of brewing your own beer—which, hey, it's about time you were—you can't do it much better or more expensively than this. The Synergy Home Brewing System is a $1900 beer behemoth, featuring 304 stainless steel, two 155,000 BTU propane burners, a 20 PSI high pressure regulator, and room for more hops than than a meth-addled bunny.

The 15 gallon system is probably strictly for pros, but that doesn't mean we can't admire it from afar, dreaming of the day that our personal potables can come from something this expensive and shiny. [Etsy via Uncrate]