GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons Was Bitten by a Big Cat While Hunting Game in 2009

If you're a big game hunting blowhard like GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons, you don't start with elephants. Nay, his superb skills were actually honed over the years. In 2009 he hunted a leopard, you see. And it bit him.

According to video secured by The Daily, Parsons went on a leopard hunt in 2009 and was attacked several times by the very beast he would eventually slay. The band of hunters heroically voted to continue hunting even though Parsons and another man were injured in the first attack. We should all be so brave and ridiculous. [The Daily]