The Bacon Bazooka: Meat Your Maker

Of all the ridiculous ways to shuffle off this mortal coil, I think I might just choose the Bacon Bazooka: a three-foot long, battery-operated weapon encased in 15 pounds of piggy goodness.

The Bacon Bazooka: Meat Your MakerS

If you're not terribly impressed with the force of the Bacon Bazooka, please do keep in mind that it's firing a summer sausage here—a model rocket would yield much better results. And for those concerned about the waste of precious sizzlin strips, rest assured that all of the meat was donated and well past its expiration date. [TIFR via The Daily What]