The Gatling Slingshot Crossbow: You'll Shoot Your Everybody's Eyes OutS

From the vaguely Eastern European and decidedly unbalanced creator of the Crossbow Machete comes the next masterpiece in death-by-rubber-band: the Gatling Slingshot Crossbow.

Joerg's latest creation fires off eight 20mm balls at a theoretical rate of 960 rounds per minute. For those keeping score at home, that's faster than an M16 assault rifle. Perfect for shooting up cardboard boxes or ruining every family gathering from now until you're no longer invited. [brobible via The Daily What]