Live Out Your Drug Kingpin Fantasies with a Billiards Table in a Pool

NOTE: I am going to avoid all "pool" table jokes. I hope you'll understand. But this waterproof...pool table, by Opulent Items, is great for anyone bored by their current swimming setup. Oh, also, youll need at least $6,500.

The table seems like it would make other pool activities difficult, and would only work in a relatively shallow pool. But really, if you can afford a $6,500 pool table, do you really care about this? Do you really care about anything? This also looks like it'd be great for establishments where drunken patrons are always spilling their drinks. Either or! [Opulent Items via Uncrate]