Sure, the Apple Store looks like a zen-futurist's ideal: clean, bright, orderly. But did you know beneath that icy veneer you can actually get away with pretty much anything? It's true! And Mark Malkoff decided to prove it.
Malkoff's goal: to see exactly how far Apple Store employees would let him go. We're not just talking silly dance videos or—shudder—planking. We're talking pizza delivery, goat-herding; pretty much anything short of actual fornication (which, in fairness, wasn't attempted here so... maybe?). All kosher.
So, what have we learned? Feel free to treat the Apple Store like your home, especially if you walk around your home in a Darth Vader outfit. [MyDamnChannel]