This glob of dried glue kind of looks like Homer Simpson. Kind of. The thing is that this insignificant blip in the scheme of humanity is about to sell on eBay UK for a metric crap ton. It's at £151,000 with two days to go.
Let's be real here. Crazy stuff happens on eBay all the time. People turn trash into treasure, con other people or try to sell things that are visibly on fire. Ho-hum. But dried glue is just nothing. Even if it looked way more like Homer than it does it would still be worth nothing. Even if you were the biggest Simpsons fan in the world you couldn't possibly consider paying real money for this. Mainly because if you were the biggest Simpsons fan in the world you would be aware of the fact that this dried adhesive barely looks like Homer at all.