Poor oral hygiene is the surest way to make sure you have a bunch of personal space all to yourself. At all times. With no exceptions. Which probably isn't something that you really want! So here's a list of stuff that'll keep your loved ones close and your dentist the hell away from you.
Sonicare FlexCare Toothbrush
First and foremost, you need you a fancy toothbrush. Old Giz editor Jason Chen stood by his Phillips Sonicare toothbrush, and we don't see much sense in disagreeing with a gadget that cleans bacteria from itself with freaking UV sanitation. It's like putting a hospital in your mouth, in whatever sense of that isn't totally gross. Price: $120 [Amazon]