Here's how Siri could be really useful: if it didn't just answer our questions, but told us the absolute truth about how horrible our bands are. Or, okay, if it just kept telling that particular kid from the latest iPhone ad how horrible his band is. And his haircut. And pretty much everything else about him?

Now let's see if there's a way to get Siri in an ad with that Progressive lady. [Reddit via Geekosystem]