Google Glass has the potential to be the ultimate personal assistant: a little helper, always in the corner of your eye, keeping you abreast of your day-to-day life. Your humdrum, mediocre, monotonous, depressing life.

It might tell you where you can get take-out when it realizes you don't much like cooking for one; remind you that you've got a dinner date with your mom; provide you with new examples of that niche porn you really like and... oh my God, when did life get this bad?

Still, at least there are comprehensive instruction for noose-tying online. [Team Coco]