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Even though the news is only a few hours old, some are already starting to wonder if the big WikiLeaks release of CIA hacking documents revealed anything “technically surprising.” Well, how about this: CIA hackers are obscenely well-versed in Japanese one-line ACSCII art.

Just have a look at this leaked document from an unknown CIA hacker. We’re publishing the contents of the document in full so you can comprehend the scope of this hacking skill:

Owner: User #71475

Japanese style Faces

¢‿¢

©¿© o

ª{•̃̾_•̃̾}ª

¬_¬

¯\(º_o)/¯

¯\(º o)/¯

¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

°ω°

°Д°

°‿‿°

°ﺑ°

´ ▽ ` )ノ

¿ⓧ_ⓧﮌ

Ò,ó

ó‿ó

ô⌐ô

ôヮô

ŎםŎ

ŏﺡó

ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ʘ‿ʘ

˚•_•˚

˚⌇˚

˚▱˚

̿ ̿̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Σ ◕ ◡ ◕

Σ (゚Д゚;) surprised

Σ(゚Д゚;≡;゚д゚) confusion

Σ(゚Д゚ )

Σ(||゚Д゚) scary

Φ,Φ

δﺡό

σ_σ

д_д

ф_ф

щ(゚Д゚щ) < “Dear god why‽ )

щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

щ(ಥДಥщ)

Ծ_Ծ

أ‿أ

ب_ب

ح˚௰˚づ

ح˚ᆺ˚ว

حᇂﮌᇂ)

٩๏̯͡๏۶

٩๏̯͡๏)۶

٩◔̯◔۶

٩(×̯×)۶

٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

٩(͡๏̯ ͡๏)۶

٩(ಥ_ಥ)۶

٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶

٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶

٩(●̮̮̃●̃)۶

٩(。͡•‿•。)۶

٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

۞_۞

۞_۟۞

۹ↁﮌↁ

۹⌤_⌤۹

॓_॔

१✌◡✌५

१|˚–˚|५

ਉ_ਉ

ଘ_ଘ

இ_இ

ఠ_ఠ

రృర

ಠ¿ಠi

ಠ‿ಠ

ಠ⌣ಠ

ಠ╭╮ಠ

ಠ▃ಠ

ಠ◡ಠ

ಠ益ಠ

ಠ益ಠ

ಠ︵ಠ凸

ಠ , ಥ

ಠ.ಠ

ಠoಠ

ಠ_ృ

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_๏

ಠ~ಠ

ಡ_ಡ

ತಎತ

ತ_ತ

ಥдಥ

ಥ‿ಥ

ಥ⌣ಥ

ಥ◡ಥ

ಥ﹏ಥ

ಥ_ಥ <So... Beautiful!

ಭ_ಭ

ರ_ರ

ಸ , ໖

ಸ_ಸ

ക_ക

อ้_อ้

อ_อ

โ๏௰๏ใ ื

๏̯͡๏﴿

๏̯͡๏

๏̯͡๏﴿

๏[-ิิ_•ิ]๏

๏_๏

໖_໖

༺‿༻

ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) y u no guy

ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

ლ(◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ

ᄽὁȍ ̪ őὀᄿ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ← baby seal

‘︿’

•▱•

•✞_✞•

•ﺑ•

•(⌚_⌚)•

•_•)

‷̗ↂ凸ↂ‴̖

‹•.•›

‹› ‹(•¿•)› ‹›

‹(ᵒᴥᵒ­­­­­)›

‹(•¿•)›

ↁ_ↁ

⇎_⇎

∩(︶▽︶)∩

∩( ・ω・)∩ happy dog

≖‿≖

≧ヮ≦

⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃

⊂⌒~⊃。Д。)⊃

⊂(◉‿◉)つ

⊂(゚Д゚,,⊂⌒`つ

⊙ω⊙

⊙▂⊙

⊙▃⊙

⊙△⊙

⊙︿⊙

⊙﹏⊙

⊙0⊙

⊛ठ̯⊛

⋋ō_ō`

━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

┌( ಥ_ಥ)┘

╚(•⌂•)╝

╭╮╭╮☜{•̃̾_•̃̾}☞╭╮╭╮

╭✬⌢✬╮

╮(─▽─)╭

╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ angry guy flipping a table

╰☆╮

□_□

►_◄

◃┆◉◡◉┆▷

◉△◉

◉︵◉

◉_◉

○_○

●¿●\ ~

●_●

◔̯◔

◔ᴗ◔

◔ ⌣ ◔

◔_◔

◕ω◕

◕‿◕

◕◡◕

◕ ◡ ◕

◖♪_♪|◗

◖|◔◡◉|◗ <Huuuuur

◘_◘

◙‿◙

◜㍕◝

◪_◪

◮_◮

☁ ☝ˆ~ˆ☂

☆¸☆

☉‿⊙

☉_☉

☐_☐

☜ق❂Ⴢ❂ق☞

☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

☜-(ΘLΘ)-☞

☝☞✌

☮▁▂▃▄☾ ♛ ◡ ♛ ☽▄▃▂▁☮

☹_☹

☻_☻

☼.☼

☾˙❀‿❀˙☽

♀ح♀ヾ

♥‿♥

♥╣[-_-]╠♥

♥╭╮♥

♥◡♥

✌♫♪˙❤‿❤˙♫♪✌

✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

✌.|•͡˘‿•͡˘|.✌

✖‿✖

✖_✖

❐‿❑

⨀_⨀

⨀_Ꙩ

⨂_⨂

〆(・∀・@)

《〠_〠》

【•】_【•】

〠_〠

〴⋋_⋌〵

の� �の

ニガー? ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ ニガー?

ペ㍕˚\

ヽ(´ー` )ノ

ヽ(๏∀๏ )ノ

ヽ(`Д´)ノ

ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ

ヽ(`Д´)ノ

ㅎ_ㅎ

乂◜◬◝乂

凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

句_句

Ꙩ⌵Ꙩ

Ꙩ_Ꙩ

ꙩ_ꙩ

Ꙫ_Ꙫ

ꙫ_ꙫ

ꙮ_ꙮ

흫_흫

句_句

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O’RLY?

¯\(ºдಠ)/¯

(·×·)

(⌒Д⌒)

(╹ェ╹)

(♯・∀・)⊃

( ´∀`)☆

( ´∀`)

(゜Д゜)

(・∀・) “well” or “good”

(・A・) “bad” or “not good”

(゚∀゚)

( ̄へ ̄)

( ´☣///_ゝ///☣`)

( つ Д `)

_☆( ´_⊃`)☆_

。◕‿‿◕。

。◕ ‿ ◕。

!⑈ˆ~ˆ!⑈

!(`・ω・。)

(¬‿¬)

(¬▂¬)

(¬_¬)

(°ℇ °)

(°∀°)

(´ω`)

(´◉◞౪◟◉)

(´ヘ`;)

(´・ω・`)

(´ー`)

(ʘ‿ʘ)

(ʘ_ʘ)

(˚இ˚)

(͡๏̯͡๏)

(ΘεΘ;)

(ι´Д`)ノ

(Ծ‸ Ծ)

(॓_॔)

(० ्०)

(ு८ு_ .:)

(ಠ‾ಠ)

(ಠ‿ʘ)

(ಠ‿ಠ)

(ಠ⌣ಠ)

(ಠ益ಠ ╬)

(ಠ益ಠ)

(ಠ_ృ)

(ಠ_ಠ)

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

(ಥ_ಥ)

(๏̯͡๏ )

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫・*:.。. .。.:*・ happy with music

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) - no thx

(ᵔᴥᵔ)

(•ω•)

(•‿•)

(•⊙ω⊙•)

(• ε •)

(∩▂∩)

(∩︵∩)

(∪ ◡ ∪)

(≧ω≦)

(≧◡≦)

(≧ロ≦)

(⊙ヮ⊙)

(⊙_◎)

(⋋▂⋌)

(⌐■_■)

(─‿‿─)

(┛◉Д◉)┛┻━┻

(╥_╥)

(╬ಠ益ಠ)

(╬◣д◢)

(╬ ಠ益ಠ)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ table flip

(╯ಊ╰)

(╯◕_◕)╯

(╯︵╰,)

(╯3╰)

(╯_╰)

(╹◡╹)凸

(▰˘◡˘▰)

(●´ω`●)

(●´∀`●) relieved happy

(◑‿◐)

(◑◡◑)

(◕‿◕✿) cute happy

(◕‿◕)

(◕‿-)

(◕︵◕)

(◕ ^ ◕)

(◕_◕)

(◜௰◝)

(◡‿◡✿)

(◣_◢)

(☞゚∀゚)☞

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

(☞゚ ∀゚ )☞

(☼◡☼)

(☼_☼)

(✌゚∀゚)☞

(✖╭╮✖)

(✪㉨✪)

(✿◠‿◠)

(✿ ♥‿♥)

( ・∀・)

( ・ัω・ั)?

( ゚∀゚)o彡゜えーりんえーりん!!

(。・_・。)

(つд`)

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ table flip

(ノ ◑‿◑)ノ

(ノ_・。)

(・∀・ )

(屮゚Д゚)屮 “Come on” or “Come here”

(︶ω︶)

(︶︹︺)

(ﺧ益ﺨ)

(;一_一)

(`・ω・´)” innocent happy

(。◕‿‿◕。)

(。◕‿◕。)

(。◕ ‿ ◕。)

(。♥‿♥。)

(。・ω..・)っ

(・ェ-)

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(゚Д゚) “heh?” or “what are you saying?” or “surprised”

(゚Д゚)y─┛~~ smoking

(゚∀゚)

(゚ヮ゚)

( ̄□ ̄)

( ̄。 ̄)

( ̄ー ̄)

( ̄(エ) ̄)

( °٢° )

( ´_ゝ`)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ಠ◡ಠ )

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(  ゚,_ゝ゚)

( ・ิз・ิ)

( ゚д゚)、 vomits saliva

( ^▽^)σ)~O~)

((((゜д゜;))))

(*´д`*)

(*..Д`)

(*..д`*)

(*~▽~)

(-’๏_๏’-)

(-_- )ノ

(/◔ ◡ ◔)/

(///_ಥ)

(;´Д`)

(=ω=;)

(=゜ω゜)

(>’o’)> ♥ <(‘o’<)

(n˘v˘•)¬

(o´ω`o)

(V)(°,,°)(V)

(\/) (°,,°) (\/) WOOPwoopwowopwoopwoopwoop!

(^▽^)

(`・ω・´) <— Pedobear?

(~ ̄▽ ̄)~

/╲/\╭ºoꍘoº╮/\╱\

<【☯】‿【☯】>

= (゚д゚)ウ

@_@

d(*⌒▽⌒*)b

o(≧∀≦)o

o(≧o≦)o

q(❂‿❂)p

y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. shot my head

\˚ㄥ˚\

\ᇂ_ᇂ\

\(ಠ ὡ ಠ )/

\(◕ ◡ ◕\)

^̮^

^ㅂ^

_(͡๏̯͡๏)_

{´◕ ◡ ◕`}

{ಠ_ಠ}__,,|,

{◕ ◡ ◕}

Now let that sink in. And don’t let anybody tell you that spies don’t know how to have a little bit of fun.

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[WikiLeaks via John Cook]