A malfunctioning unit could cause terrible terrible accidents, forcing society to come to terms with the very real cost of this convenience. Like, we love our cars, so we accept a certain number of car-related injuries and deaths every year. But do we love our automatic toilet seats enough to accept the injuries and deaths caused by units that will inevitably malfunction? Death by toilet?
Stupid Lilly Ledbetter. First these women want equal pay, now they want the toilet seat down. It won't be long until they expect us to satisfy them in bed.
Any woman who goes to sit down on the toilet and doesn't look deserves to fall in. There. I said what you married guys don't have the balls to. Probably because your wife wears the pants in the family and has you by the billiards.
@Life Is Eat And Die: For the record, I was being 100% sarcastic. Anybody who claims to "say what you don't have the balls to say" is a total douche in my book.
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Obviously didn't sell well, you can't buy it anymore!
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I'm Frank TJ Mackey and I endorse this message
02/04/09
Take that, oppressive matriarchy!
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That's only because you insist on shoving these wondrously fanciful projects up where the sun don't shine. Right next to your head.
Oh, dear, did I really just say that? My, my, my...
11/25/08
No seriously, that's my danish, don't fuck with it. I'm saving it for breakfast.
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And the followup 3XN version looks like a standard rectangular office building with its life force being horribly siphoned away.
So, I'm with Curves on this one: Neither.
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