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    Image of coodgenducta coodgenducta
    11/28/09

    In reply to MiKandi: The World's First Porn App Store for Android
    When opened it says new version found, and when I download and install it, I'm told my device (G1) is not supported. The current version is lacking search support, there are no user comments or reviews, and the menus are confusing. And there is only 1 app available. I'm all for competition with the iPhone, but Apple has zero to worry about MiKandi so far.
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    Image of MacBandit MacBandit
    11/28/09

    @coodgenducta:

    So you're telling me that MiKandi had a premature release?
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    Image of coodgenducta coodgenducta
    11/28/09

    @MacBandit: Yeah.
    Maybe the developer wrote it using the 2.0 sdk. If that's the case, the G1 might never be supported.
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    Benguin promoted this comment coodgenducta was starred coodgenducta was unstarred
    Image of Benguin Benguin
    11/28/09

    @coodgenducta: I Google'd for an image implying the joke went "over your head" and ended up with porn. Go figure.
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    Image of coodgenducta coodgenducta
    11/28/09

    @Benguin: Heh. Over my head it was not. I used all my perv points writing a dissertation in the comments of the Real Touch article the other day.
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    Image of Slinkytech Slinkytech
    11/27/09

    In reply to MiKandi: The World's First Porn App Store for Android
    You said it all. Apple is being a prude. The store said it too, that (for the most part) it should be there unless it is illegal.
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    Image of tande04 tande04
    11/27/09

    In reply to MiKandi: The World's First Porn App Store for Android
    Eh, there is one app and its a vibrator.

    Though it is a clever use of the already phallic looking android mascot.
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    Image of Dallifornia Dallifornia
    11/28/09


    @tande04: Thankfully, the Apple symbol has crossed over, too.
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    Image of Digo Digo
    11/25/09

    In reply to New Parental Filter Will Annihilate Internet Porn Forever
    The risk is that if the filter doesn't work the problem just got much much worse.
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    Image of franco1975 franco1975
    11/25/09

    In reply to New Parental Filter Will Annihilate Internet Porn Forever
    I actually know 3 women and 1 man who have installed porn filters on their home computers because their spouses keep looking at internet porn. 2 of the marriages are at the brink of divorce because of their porn addiction. :( I cant even send non porn pictures or links to them because the filter blocks it.
    True story. Im not making it up.
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    Image of chauncy that billups chauncy that billups
    11/25/09

    @franco1975: Tell me more about this 1 man. If it's his wife that's addicted to porn, well, that's kind of hot.
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    Image of franco1975 franco1975
    11/25/09

    @chauncy that billups: [that is one marriage i want to see broken up to be honest. Not because i want to swoop in or be mean but because she is a very liberated woman who is at ease with her body but her hubby is a prude. the marriage was a mistake. ]

    #tips
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    11/25/09

    @chauncy that billups: not if she likes animal porn. or grannies. or animals and grannies.
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    Image of delhomietheclown delhomietheclown
    11/25/09

    @lostarchitect: granniemal
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/25/09

    @franco1975: Is it an actual porn addiction, or the fact that their spouse is a prude and sucks in bed so they retreat to the safety of fantasy and porn rather than say, going out and sleeping with someone else?
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    Image of BigDogues BigDogues
    11/25/09

    @franco1975: Perhaps the solution is to just introduce the spouses to each other.
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    Image of franco1975 franco1975
    11/25/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: For 2 of the guys , its porn addiction. Im defining porn addiction as 'a need for porn that impedes their professional and social life'. They got fired for looking at porn at work ( obviously they dont work at Gizmodo LOL)The woman longs for a carefree STD free world where people can express love physically, organically and as often as they wish sans judgement from society. Ironically, her husband thinks sex is filthy and woman who like sex are sluts. Match made in heaven??
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    Image of fluidexistence fluidexistence
    11/25/09

    @franco1975: I wonder how often people make up true stories--"Wait, you're serious? Holy shit, I was just making it up!"

    Sorry. I digress. Are we talking "job/family/relationship is suffering from porn addiction", or are their spouses just uptight tools?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/25/09

    @franco1975: Compared with your friend's "WISH", the husband is right.
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    Image of franco1975 franco1975
    11/25/09

    @fluidexistence: This is really true. Im talking to him on messenger right now. I told him 'New Parental Filter Will Annihilate Internet Porn Forever' and he almost died in his chair. LOL
    #tips
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    Image of fluidexistence fluidexistence
    11/25/09

    @franco1975: Anyone who gets fired for looking at pr0n is either dumb or foolishly addicted in a way that's simply wrong.

    Now, I don't dislike porn--in fact, like most readers of Giz (or so I assume), I frequent the freebies. But it doesn't affect my relationship, my job, my family, or my own mental health.

    It's just porn, people. Time and place, time and place.

    #tips
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    chauncy that billups promoted this comment fluidexistence was starred fluidexistence was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/25/09

    In reply to New Parental Filter Will Annihilate Internet Porn Forever
    I pray technology never allows this to happen.
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    Image of Thorax707 Thorax707
    11/25/09

    In reply to New Parental Filter Will Annihilate Internet Porn Forever
    Anybody remember when the Tonight Show was actually good?
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    BergenCountyJC can't beat MW2 promoted this comment Thorax707 was starred Thorax707 was unstarred
    Image of BergenCountyJC can't beat MW2 BergenCountyJC can't beat MW2
    11/25/09

    @Thorax707: I beg to differ. I found Leno's opening bit rather dry and Conan is still Conan -- thankfully.
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/25/09

    In reply to New Parental Filter Will Annihilate Internet Porn Forever
    Knowing the endless depths that denizens of the nets can sink to, I imagine there would be a subset of individuals who would install it purposefully.... and that is even more disturbing.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/25/09

    @met2art: It's one of the major tenets of the internet. There will always be something more screwed up than what you just saw.

    ....And no matter what it is, it's someone's fetish.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/25/09

    In reply to New Parental Filter Will Annihilate Internet Porn Forever
    As a parent, I think its a good idea to block porn (not this way of course) becaue I dont want my kid getting sex ed from porn, since its so NOT even close to real life/like.(Personally, I end up laughing at most porn since its so ridiculous, and funny, even though they dont mean it to be.)
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    Edited by Curves at 11/25/09 10:43 AM Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Image of Segador Segador
    11/25/09

    @Curves: What, you're telling me real women don't enjoy being jackhammered for 45 minutes?
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/25/09

    @Curves: "No, you've got it all wrong. Love should be musty and hurtful."
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    11/25/09

    @Curves: I was taught about sex from when I was 8 or so. There was never a subject that my mom didn’t cover (within reason obviously) and even offered to provide rubbers if I wanted them as an early teen. I never took her up on the offer because that would have been creepy, but the offer stood nonetheless.

    Porn did teach me how to do it though. Without that kind of knowledge my first encounters would have been a mess I’m sure. It taught me some of the intricacies that I wouldn’t have learned otherwise. Sure most of the situations and what not are not real life, but the method is still sound…

    If and when I do have kids I wouldn’t want them watching porn simply because kids (boys more so) are horney enough as it is and don’t need any further stimulation, but far too many parents now days insist on teaching their kids and truth be told, they do no such thing. In my day (I’m 33) we had sex education at school and while it was all stuff that I already knew, most of my friends didn’t because their parents were too scared to talk to them about it.

    Now sex education is non-existent and I know full well that most kids have to resort to porn, stories from their friends, or TV to learn about sex. If a kid wants to get laid, he/she will and the best thing you can do as a parent is to arm them with as much information as possible so when the time comes they don’t wind up being a parent before they are ready. Far too many American’s are in denial when it comes to kids and sex.
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/25/09

    @Segador: And in the wrong places, more often than not.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/25/09

    @UnderLoK: What the hey, man! (Excuse my french.) You're talking like children should actually know stuff. Like children should be able to have open dialogue with their parents about sensitive subjects. Like parents should know things about their children beyond which Power Ranger is their favorite.

    What have you got against happy families? Honestly.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    11/25/09

    @Curves: What? You mean you can't have babies by shooting it on their face?
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/25/09


    @Curves: Porn blocks? Wait... is that like Lego Porn? Now I'm not sure if I want it or not...
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    Edited by met2art at 11/25/09 11:54 AM met2art was starred met2art was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    11/25/09

    @UnderLoK: I think it's a good idea for parents to introduce sex at a similar age as you did before you're a teenager and already pumped with hormones. But then again, I know some kids at that age that seems more mature than they look. Mileage may vary.
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    11/25/09

    @OCEntertainment: Unplanned pregnancy always leads to a happier family I say! All you need to do is look at Palin's family!
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    11/25/09

    @met2art: Leave it to met to Rule34 a pun.
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    Image of Intelext Intelext
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    How does the dog use the keyboard? #dogs
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    Image of pz pz
    10/28/09

    @Intelext: It's obviously got woof-to-text technology. #dogs
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    Please tell me that roll of TP is because he was sad and crying earlier. EW! #dogs
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOG.

    IT IS SILLY TO SURF DOGPORN.

    YOU DONT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS YOU ARE A DOG. #dogs
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    ripfire promoted this comment mattycakes was starred mattycakes was unstarred
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    10/28/09

    @mattycakes: Dogs use their tongue. #dogs
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    The only thing missing from that photo is the orange dogsex doll.. #dogs
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    Image of windupbird81 windupbird81
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    why is it that when I search for "doggy style" it never brings up dogs? #dogs
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    JCWhitless promoted this comment windupbird81 was starred windupbird81 was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    10/28/09

    @windupbird81: Well, when I was looking for an ice cream place I did find this video of two girls sharing one cup of..... #dogs
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    10/28/09

    @JCWhitless: ....delicious low-fat chocolate/peanut butter soft serve. #dogs
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    Dogboner. That is all I have to say. #dogs
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