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    Image of Intelext Intelext
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    How does the dog use the keyboard? #dogs
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    Image of pz pz
    10/28/09

    @Intelext: It's obviously got woof-to-text technology. #dogs
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    gemcosta promoted this comment pz was starred pz was unstarred
    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    Please tell me that roll of TP is because he was sad and crying earlier. EW! #dogs
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOG.

    IT IS SILLY TO SURF DOGPORN.

    YOU DONT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS YOU ARE A DOG. #dogs
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    ripfire promoted this comment mattycakes was starred mattycakes was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/28/09

    @mattycakes: Dogs use their tongue. #dogs
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    The only thing missing from that photo is the orange dogsex doll.. #dogs
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    Image of windupbird81 windupbird81
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    why is it that when I search for "doggy style" it never brings up dogs? #dogs
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    JCWhitless promoted this comment windupbird81 was starred windupbird81 was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    10/28/09

    @windupbird81: Well, when I was looking for an ice cream place I did find this video of two girls sharing one cup of..... #dogs
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    Image of windupbird81 windupbird81
    10/28/09

    @JCWhitless: ....delicious low-fat chocolate/peanut butter soft serve. #dogs
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    Dogboner. That is all I have to say. #dogs
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    Something tells me he won't be upgrading to Cheetah, Puma, Jaguar, Panther, Tiger, Leopard or Snow Leopard... #dogs
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    Frooch, you're a goddamn moron!

    Did it ever occur to you that the dog may have modded a Mac mini and encased it in a Mac Classic case? No, you didn't.

    That's typical box-thinking that personifies Windopes like you. If you look at that scene, you'll see that the dog is very clearly in the study of his spacious Gramercy Park loft. He has decked it out ironic old-school with a rotary phone hooked up to his cable modem.

    That's the problem with you - you're too dim-witted to comprehend the fact that Macs can be modded in a billion ways because you're just used to buying whatever's cheapest on the Dell website.

    Get A Mac, Frooch. It'll help you be a little more creative so you can think outside your Windows box. #dogs
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    Image of Joe Valasek Joe Valasek
    10/28/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:
    But according to the glare on the screen, he's using a very small CRT screen, it's very curved.

    Yet, the picture is still in vivid color and quite crisp.

    Photochop! #dogs
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/28/09

    @Joe Valasek: Not to mention that the mac is clearly running Windows XP service pack 2 with a 1.6ghz processor and 2GB of ram....sheesh #dogs
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/28/09

    @Joe Valasek: Dude. The dog is smart enough to mod his Mac Classic and has done up his whole study in high kitsch style. Don't you think he'd wire the monitor too? This dog isn't going to half-ass it. #dogs
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/28/09

    @Bertone77: I see that the whole Postmodernist movement is lost on you. The dog has an XP partition under Boot Camp. Keep in mind - this is a posed photo.

    The dog booted into XP just to fuck with you. He and his hipster friends are laughing at you right now.

    You got pwned by a dog. How does THAT feel? #dogs
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    10/28/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Putting the computer aside, I'm pretty sure the dog is fixed and the owner of the dog is doing this to torture poor Fido. That is the real outrage here.

    Oh and its a PC inside a Mac Case running Puppy Linux. #dogs
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    Image of liebermojo liebermojo
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    The browser is all wrong. Any smart K9 knows that Safari will hide all of his "tracks" when he gets done. Plus the only doggie bondage site I know would use chokers not some silly "safe" torso leash method. #dogs
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    10/28/09

    @liebermojo: He is still sort-of deviant... look he's left the blinds slightly open. Accidental? I doubt it. #dogs
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    Image of kingbob337 kingbob337
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    He looks kind of sad. It's probably because he has such a hard time using that rotary phone. #dogs
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment kingbob337 was starred kingbob337 was unstarred
    Image of whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    I feel like stories like this are begging for comments that we were just reprimanded for... #dogs
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    Image of kingbob337 kingbob337
    10/28/09

    @whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII: Comments like this?

    That dog has a bone #dogs
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment kingbob337 was starred kingbob337 was unstarred
    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    10/28/09

    @whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII: I know I am not going to reprimand you. So, you go first. (And don't tell me that you've never had 5-inch floppy diSk fantasies about (anygirlsname) in the back of the Oregon Trail wagon while the hunting party is out and about.)

    [edit]I added "had" and a large "S" to be clear.[/edit]
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/28/09

    @kingbob337: Don't get too close. He may try to bury it.. #dogs
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    Image of met2art met2art
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    Well, you can't teach an old dog new clicks. #dogs
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    Hey who the heck has a roll of TP by their computer!? Everything else is totally believable though. #dogs
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    10/28/09

    @Bertone77: yeah, where is the lube? #dogs
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    10/28/09

    @Bertone77: Lube or Toliet Paper? Forget that, where is the ball gag and cheese spread in a can? #dogs
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    Image of Guymann Guymann
    10/28/09

    In reply to There Is Something Very, Very Wrong with This Ad
    I like how this post is tagged under #masturbatinganimals
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    Bertone77 promoted this comment Edited by Guymann at 10/28/09 1:11 PM Guymann was starred Guymann was unstarred
    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/28/09

    @Guymann: About now the dog is thinking
    "Damnit!! Curse my lack of opposable thumbs!!" #dogs
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    10/28/09

    @Bertone77: If he was Frucci's dog, he would probabily just use a fleshlight #dogs
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    10/28/09


    @SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: Nah, I think Frucci has his dog's needs covered. #dogs
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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    10/23/09

    In reply to Downloaded Child Porn? Blame Your Kitty Cat

    Ignore: (Just testing something) #wtf
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