Cortana is the newest member of the virtual assistant family, so we thought we'd get the whole crew together for a chat. Turns out getting a sit-down between Siri, and Google Now is not only funny, but also a great glimpse at how the world will work after the machines finally take over.

All three of these cyber-assistants are actually pretty good and not rambling unnecessarily, but if you ask them just the right questions in the right order (or simultaneously) they will chatter up a storm of recursive nonsense that will either make you chuckle, want to cry, or both. The result is like listening to three demented parrots bicker with one another. Fun!

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