What do Gizmodo readers like more than a sex hotline? A nerd sex hotline. Although it's not a true nerd's fantasy ("I get so hot sitting quietly and watching you play Xbox. Oh yeeeeeah."), it's quite close. Only the audio in this is NSFW, so feel free to enjoy the fake nerd hotline at work or at home. [Xfans (NSFW)]
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