100,000-Scoville Vodka Will Put Hair on Your Chest, Then Set It on Fire

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Culinary masochists rejoice! This hyper-hot vodka doesn't just burn on the way down, it ionizes.

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The 100,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka is reputed to be the world's hottest. It's 80 proof and contains the same level of heat as a Habanero chili. Not enough capsaicin to make you freak out and hallucinate but certainly enough to make you regret eating one. A 700ml bottle of Naga Chilli Vodka retails for $64 at Firebox and even includes a paragraph-long disclaimer and PSA warning video. [Firebox via GeekAlerts]

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DISCUSSION

I will save you a lot of money:

- Take your bloody mary mix (preferably Zing Zang or Ballast Point and not some cheap shit with HFCS in it)

- Slice up a habanero. Dump in the mix. Shake.

- Leave the hab in the bloody mary mix over night

- Buy some Svedka vodka, which is the best per dollar for my money, or you could even use cheaper stuff for this since the bloody mary and habs are going to annihilate it

- make KILLER BLOODY MARYS

If you want to step up, do the above with slices of ghost pepper, naga, or trinidad.

In most cases super hot vodka is disgusting and you don't want it in your drink, so better to just add it to the mix.