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14 Christmas Wishes Left Unspoken for Obvious Reasons

By Adam Frucci Published December 22, 2009, 2:00 pm ET

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There’s a reason that people ask for realistic stuff like the Star Trek Blu-ray for Christmas instead of what they really want in their heart of hearts. Because their heart of hearts are fucking crazy.

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