It's no 80-porter, but ThinkGeek's 16-port USB hub is definitely one of the classiest I've seen. At $160 though, you'd be paying a tenner a port. Are those extra USB slippers really worth it? [ThinkGeek via The Awesomer via CrunchGear]
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fascia.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fascia, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?
Goldmember: His fascia. You know, the fascia.
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fascia, his dad, dad is fascia.
Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*