Shark with lasers are so aughts. Nipple lasers? So old they are the newest new. If anyone can please explain me what's going on here, feel free to talk in the comments or shut up forever.

Was this a promotional shot for an olympic aerodynamic bike? Why did the boobs fire lasers? Why was Geordi La Forge's sister doing neekeed pictures? Why I'm strangely aroused at the idea of nipples firing lasers? These are all questions that need urgent answers. [Thanks David]