Well, that answers a burning question: There is no RoboCock.


I was dismayed at how un-human RoboCop appears in this dissection, but thinking back to RoboCop 2, when he was pulled apart by weird drug dealers and an annoying 10-year-old, it seems fairly accurate. He is basically the clunkiest cyborg ever. Which is why he seems like the most human, oddly. [ComicVine via BuzzFeed]