Amazon is giving away $2 of Amazon MP3 credit and if you really want to stretch those imaginary dollars, you could land 8 ridiculously popular, played out to oblivion songs for free right now. That's right, Amazon is pretty much giving away music.

Let's call this mixtape, er, playlist "I'm no longer a Belieber but not yet a real human with taste" and hide it deep within iTunes for limited-use purposes like solo showers, solo car rides, solo workouts and solo pleasure sessions. You don't want to be seen in public listening to this stuff. Unless you're in high school. Anyways. Carrying on.

Here's how to get your free music. Click here and then enter HEARTMP3 in the 'Enter Your Code' section. Two dollars will be loaded into your Amazon account for Amazon MP3 purchases which you will promptly use to buy 8 songs for a quarter each:

Carly Rae Jespen - Call Me Maybe Obviously, you don't feel like you hear this song enough. There clearly aren't enough parodies or lip syncs or YouTube renditions of it that you just have to get a copy for yourself! $0.25

Flo Rida - Wild Ones You're not truly wild until you download this anthem. $0.25

Fun. - Some Nights Some nights, I stay up cashing in my bad luck. Some nights, I call it a draw. Some nights, I wish that my lips could build a castle. Some nights, I wish they'd just fall off. Yes, fall off. $0.25

B.o.B - Nothin' On You Bruno Mars seems to live a fun life. $0.25

Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup This song is totally different now that we cracked the Da Vinci code of the red solo cup's lines right? Right?! Right...? $0.25

Katy Perry - California Gurls I'm sorry, I can't make fun of this song. I love it. You go Katy. $0.25

Jason Mraz - I'm Yours Now we're entering the part of the playlist that's from 2005. I don't know if this song is exactly from 2005 but I'm sure I've heard 3,425,232 girls squealing to it since it came out. $0.25

Nelly - Hot in Herre Not happy with going back to just 2005? What about 10 years back in 2002! Is it scary I knew Nelly preferred the 'herre' spelling of here instead of 'hurr'? Great song for the shower, by the way. $0.25

And there you have it. A lovely 2012 summer playlist for nothing more than two seconds of your time. What a deal... if you don't appreciate your ears. [Amazon via @9to5Toys]