If a girlfriend body pillow doesn't ring your bell, don't worry, there's now a male alternative that includes all of its limbs and body parts—or at least most of them.
Created by artist Noortje de Keijzer as the perfect companion, the knitted beau can't hold down a job, can't really stand by itself, and probably won't remember a single anniversary. But he'd be a damn good listener, a warm companion on cold nights, and in emergencies he can be cut open and worn as a sweater or pajamas. Who could ask for anything more in a partner? Ok, maybe all of the above minus all of the incredible creepiness of this creation.