70,000 movies at DVD quality. Or about 24 million songs. That's what this home computer can hold inside its 60 hard drives—70 terabytes in a wood cabinet that uses 40 fans to keep things from burning. Heyzeuschrist.
I've...downloaded things you people wouldn't believe. Kitten clips going viral on the servers of YouTube. I watched Paris Hilton glitter in the dark near Rick Salomon's snake. All those downloads will be lost in time... like bad clusters in an array... Time to die.