8 Apps to Help Make New Year's Eve Bearable

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New Year's Eve is the Las Vegas of holidays: An overhyped, boozy moneypit beloved by thirsty amateurs and precision-engineered to facilitate paralyzing morning-after regrets that are only tolerable if you're 10000% booty-faced. There is no app that will make it *good* but some apps can make it less bad.

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To start though, the absolute worst app you can use on New Year's Eve is Uber, for several reasons. Surge prices will add a sad, fat credit card charge that will get your 2015 off to a financially irresponsible start. You will likely incur those reprehensible surge fees on your way to some bar charging a $50 cover, further dicking your bank account over. Also, Uber is run by dirtbags.

We have a list of alternatives if you really want to order a car, but if you want to have a non-trashcan beginning to 2015, but here are some apps that will help your night be better overall:

Tip calculator apps

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Never be too drunk to correctly tip your bartender, especially your bartender soldiering through Ultimate Bartender Hell Night. There are a bunch of different options, like Tip Calculator % Free for iOS or Tip N Split for Android. Doesn't really matter which one you use as long as you don't start off the new year being a huge cheapskate.

Venmo

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The simplest way to be reimbursed if someone barfs vodka on your dress.

Hyperlapse

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If you must document one year ticking into the next, Instagram's timelapse app is the best way to do it.

Seamless

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Seamless will help you have the perfect New Year's Eve by ensuring that you will not have to leave your house to procure tasty foodstuffs. I recommend eating something very spicy. The phoenix burns in an act of rebirth, and so must your tongue. 2015 is the year of thoroughly cleaning your tongue with fire.

Waze

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If you insist on going out in public and socializing instead of hunkering down like a wise-yet-ornery mountain hermit and you want to drive to the whole human interaction thing, use Waze. The crowdsourced traffic-mapping app will help you avoid holiday traffic and help you avoid starting your year off wanting to karate-chop everyone on the freeway.

Public transit tracking apps

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Public transit is not as convenient as jumping in a car, but if you use an app that tracks public transit, like TransitTimes, you can make the experience as easy as possible. These apps will help you minimize your time on a cold subway platform or bus stop while maximizing your time not taking fuckin Uber.

Spotify

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For when you want to drown out the persistent chorus of Auld Lang Syne with something—anything!—else.

Netflix

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Perhaps our most important ally in the fight against leaving the house on New Year's Eve. Watch 12 Angry Men before it disappears on New Year's Day.

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DISCUSSION

Don't understand why percentages are so hard to figure out in peoples heads. It's easy.

18% of $91...

10% of $91 is $9.10

Half of 10% is $4.55 just divide by 2. $9.10 + 4.55 gives you $13.65... 15%.

Half of $4.55 is like $2.28 or something. Which brings you to 17.5%. Half of $2.28 would bring you to 18.5%.... $17.64-ish.

If you wanted to keep it simple just tip 10%, 15% or 20%. Very simple to figure out. No app required and you actually get to use your brain!