I hate it when I'm investigating a spooky mystery, or walking around the woods at night, and don't have any sweet tunes to go along with me. Actually, I don't, because that scenario never exists, and this product is moronic.

The ACOUZTIC (strike one) is a 2 GB MP3 player crammed into a flashlight (strikes two and three). Instead of having one button, like most flashlights, it has six buttons! You can control your music with a simple press! Except you better remember which button does what, because presumably you are standing in the dark (strike twelve). Due to this same usage constraint, there's no screen. So this basically amounts to a large, heavy, iPod Shuffle, only it's a big 170 lumen LED flashlight.


Conversely, you can't bludgeon someone to death with an iPod Shuffle, so hey, score one for the ACOUZTIC! [ACOUZTIC via CrunchGear]

Share This Story

Get our newsletter