Does your workplace demand you show up every morning wearing a shirt and tie? Instead of rebelling by wearing a polo and khakis and risking retribution, take the passive aggressive approach with a suit paired with one of these clear vinyl ties that doubles as a living ant farm.

You can actually fill these $40 Clear Ties with whatever you want: beads, Lego, even your beverage of choice since they’re completely sealed. But we actually recommend the $50 version that comes pre-filled with blue, green, or red gel that serves as food and a home for a small colony of ants—which you’ll need to supply. They’ll happily live in there for weeks on end, or at least until your bosses concede and downgrade the office dress code to corporate casual. [Clear Ties]

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