If you've already shaken your head in disgust at those retro handsets that turn your modern smartphone into the clunky desk phones of yesteryear, prepare to have an all out fit at this holster designed to let you carry them around.
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They're available in a clear or black finish with a clip for hanging off a pocket or belt, and they actually sell for $25 a pop. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go choke on my own rage. [Etsy via Nerd Approved]